Ogre Does LLMs #1 — Show Me Your Architectural Crimes

The Ogre has been approved. This was probably a mistake.
For the first Ogre Does LLMs meetup, we're keeping it deliberately simple: a room full of people who build with LLMs, experiment with them, break things with them, or are simply curious what all the noise is about.
I'll bring some of my own architectural crimes: coding agents, ridiculous automation, local/cloud model experiments, and systems that somehow survived being given far more autonomy than originally intended.
Bring yours.
Built something? Show it.
Broke something spectacularly? Even better.
Have an idea you're not sure is insane? Excellent.
Know absolutely nothing but want to see what people are building? Come anyway.
No formal presentations required. No sales pitches. No AI prophets. No corporate enlightenment ceremonies.
We'll introduce ourselves, show some shit, argue with machines, compare approaches, and see where the conversation goes.
Expertise optional. Curiosity required.
Ogre handles implementation. Lucifer handles architecture. Management was not consulted.